Windows CE - The Ultimate Companion/ROMMAN_CE.iso/Files/Games/Frotz CE Games/SOFTPORN.Z5

Z-code for Z-machine | 1997-10-18 | 106KB | 1,537 lines

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S001: "SOFTPORN ADVENTURE"
S002: "An Interactive Classic
By Chuck Benton
Reconstructed in Pascal by Paul Schlyter
Reconstructed in Inform by Patrick Kellum"
S003: "lubricated"
S004: "ribbed"
S005: "970918"
S006: "6/7"
S007: "a"
S008: "---"
S009: "the"
S010: "The "
S011: "the "
S012: "a "
S013: "The "
S014: "the "
S015: "an "
S016: "The "
S017: "the "
S018: "some "
S019: "The "
S020: "the "
S021: "some "
S022: "N = next subject"
S023: "P = previous"
S024: "  Q = resume game"
S025: "Q = previous menu"
S026: "RETURN = read subject"
S027: "Score: "
S028: "Moves: "
S029: "Time: "
S030: "You can't go that way."
S031: "your former self"
S032: "yourself"
S033: "Darkness"
S034: "those things"
S035: "that"
S036: " or "
S037: "nothing"
S038: " is"
S039: " are"
S040: "is "
S041: "are "
S042: " and "
S043: "whom "
S044: "which "
S045: "(considering the first sixteen objects only)
"
S046: "
Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game"
S047: ", give the FULL score for that game"
S048: ", see some suggestions for AMUSING things to do"
S049: "[Your interpreter does not provide "undo". Sorry!]"
S050: ""Undo" failed. [Not all interpreters provide it.]"
S051: "Please give one of the answers above."
S052: "[You can't "undo" what hasn't been done!]"
S053: "[Can't "undo" twice in succession. Sorry!]"
S054: ""Oops" can only correct a single word."
S055: "It is pitch dark, and you can't see a thing."
S056: "To repeat a command like "frog, jump", just say "again", not "frog,
again"."
S057: "You seem to want to talk to someone, but I can't see whom."
S058: "To talk to someone, try "someone, hello" or some such."
S059: "I didn't understand that sentence."
S060: "I only understood you as far as wanting to "
S061: "You seem to have said too little!"
S062: "You can't use multiple objects with that verb."
S063: "You can only use multiple objects once on a line."
S064: "You excepted something not included anyway!"
S065: "You can only do that to something animate."
S066: "That's not something you need to refer to in the course of this game."
S067: "I didn't understand the way that finished."
S068: "Sorry, you can only have one item here. Which exactly?"
S069: "(Since something dramatic has happened, your list of commands has been
cut short.)"
S070: " (closed, empty and providing light)"
S071: "no pronouns are known to the game."
S072: "Are you sure you want to restart? "
S073: "The game file has verified as intact."
S074: "The game file did not verify as intact, and may be corrupt."
S075: "Attempt to begin transcript failed."
S076: "Attempt to end transcript failed."
S077: "You're carrying too many things already."
S078: "You can't put something on top of itself."
S079: "You can't put something inside itself."
S080: " for a while, but don't achieve much."
S081: "You can only get into something freestanding."
S082: "But you aren't in anything at the moment."
S083: "You'll have to say which compass direction to go in."
S084: " is now in its normal "brief" printing mode, which gives long
descriptions of places never before visited and short descriptions otherwise."
S085: " is now in its "verbose" mode, which always gives long descriptions of
locations (even if you've been there before)."
S086: " is now in its "superbrief" mode, which always gives short descriptions
of locations (even if you haven't been there before)."
S087: "Darkness, noun. An absence of light to see by."
S088: "seem to be something you can unlock."
S089: "seem to be something you can lock."
S090: "This dangerous act would achieve little."
S091: "Nothing practical results from your prayer."
S092: "The dreadful truth is, this is not a dream."
S093: "Digging would achieve nothing here."
S094: "You jump on the spot, fruitlessly."
S095: "You would achieve nothing by this."
S096: "There's nothing suitable to drink here."
S097: "But there's no water here to carry."
S098: "Real adventurers do not use such language."
S099: "Violence isn't the answer to this one."
S100: "There's not enough water to swim in."
S101: "There's nothing sensible to swing here."
S102: "That would be less than courteous."
S103: "Is that the best you can think of?"
S104: "You lack the nerve when it comes to the crucial moment."
S105: "I don't think much is to be achieved by that."
S106: "You aren't feeling especially drowsy."
S107: "You discover nothing of interest in "
S108: "[Gluing in inference with pattern code "
S109: "Version & credit tracking (partial port from TADS)"
S110: "The following modules were provided by Inform developers who were
prepared to share their work with others:

"
S111: "If you are an Inform developer, please consider doing the same. All the
above mentioned modules should be available for ftp from the
interactive-fiction archive maintained by "
S112: "Volker Blasius"
S113: "ftp.gmd.de"
S114: "Don't do that!!!! It gets me excited!!"
S115: "I can't go that way!"
S116: "INFO"
S117: "The Hooker says:  'Don't go there ... do me first!!'"
S118: "The Pimp says 'No -- the hooker can't take it anymore!'"
S119: "The Pimp says I can't until I get $2000"
S120: "
The Pimp takes $2000 and says OK
"
S121: "
I'm in a dimly lit hallway.
The paint is peeling off the walls and the floor hasn't been cleaned in months.
Cockroaches run across the floor - jumping as the loosely installed lightbulb
crackles and flickers.
An old desk sits pushed against the wall. A businessman sits on a broken chair
next to the desk. Seems kind of drunk!"
S122: "
I'm in a bathroom.
The stench is unbelievable!!!! Graffiti is all over the walls. Cockroaches
don't seem to survive in this place - their dead bodies are strewn everywhere.
The sink's faucets are broken - in fact the sink hangs from the wall by its
rusted plumbing.
A toilet sits in the corner. This baby looks dangerous!!"
S123: "
I'm in a sleazy bar.
Behind the bar sits a bartender.
A sign hanging over him says:  'Beer $100  Whiskey $100'.
The place isn't furnished too well. A curtain hangs on one wall.
Next to the curtain is a button.
A fan whirls slowly overhead - moving the stagnant air around."
S124: "
I'm on the sidewalk outside the bar.
A couple stray dogs wander around. A cat is crouched in the entrance watching
the dogs.
Old beat-up cars drive by. The sirens of police cars and ambulances wail in the
distance.
Some paper blows by - from the overfilled garbage dumpster next to me. I just
miss stepping on a dogs "calling card". The dogs look at me - I hope they don't
think I'm a fire hydrant!"
S125: "
I'm in the backroom of the bar.
There's this big dude in here with me.
He's wearing a button. I can't see what it says ... maybe I should take a
closer look at him ...
Stairs lead up to the second floor. There's a TV in the corner also.
I get the feeling loitering is not encouraged here!"
S126: "
There's a fire escape ladder above me which lowers automatically whenever
weight is put on it. As a result I find myself in the garbage dumpster which
some fool placed under it! The trash in this thing is foul!! I'm sitting in a
sea of coffee grinds and egg shells. Various pieces of trash surround
me................................
I don't like this - I think I may throw up!!!!"
S127: "
I'm in the room I broke into!
The entrance (on the far side of the room) is locked shut. Through the door's
peephole I see a hallway with people in it. So that won't make a good exit! The
plaster's falling off the wall ..... the usual decor for this building. Through
the window leads the safety rope I'm using."
S128: "
I'm on a window ledge.
My safety rope leads back to the fire escape. While it helps me some I could
still fall and kill myself ... so be careful!!!!
The window looks into a room. But I can't see too much from here."
S129: "
I'm in a seedy bedroom.
There's a hooker in here also. The bed's a mess and the hooker's about the
same!
The room is painted bright pink and the ceiling is covered with mirrors! A fire
exit is to the north.
A sign says:  'Take precautions! The clap could be fatal!'"
S130: "
I'm on a balcony.
Off in the distance I see a brightly lite billboard. A fire escape ladder is at
one end of the balcony. A sign says  'Use only in extreme emergency!!!' Looking
over towards the west end of the balcony I see a window ledge. It looks too
dangerous to go there - I might fall!"
S131: "
I'm on a downtown street.
People from all walks of life are milling about. Cadillacs, Limos and Mercedes
sportcars drive up and down the street bringing gamblers to and from the
casinos.
To the north is an establishment - an advertiesemnt says: 'Use our services to
enter into a blissful life!'
To the east is 'The Adventurers Hotel'. Seems like quite the classy place!"
S132: "
I'm in a quickie marriage center.
A flashing neon sign says:  'Why wait? Marry the girl of your dream today!!!
You provide the girl - we provide a legal marriage for only $1000!!'.
A plaque hangs below the sign, procaliming - 'Over 1 million served!!!'"
S133: "
I'm in the main casino room.
Row upon row of slot machines fill the room. The bells of the slot machines
clamor as winnings are paid out to the winners. The police cart off one of the
losers. Vagrancy is not tolerated here - vagrants are exterminated ... keeps
the crime rate low ...! But everyone seems happy here .. it's a gambler's
paradise!!!!"
S134: "
I'm in the 'Twenty-one room'.
Tables for playing blackjack are everywhere. The noise of people winning and
losing fortunes fills the room. A table stands in front of me - the dealer
waits for me to join in.
People gather ... they want to see me gamble my fortune away!
A voice within me says: 'Go for it -- fool!'."
S135: "
I'm in the main lobby.
There's a stairway going up to the hotel desk. The only other exit leads back
to the casino. Over in the corner is a flourishing plant which is sitting in a
pot. Couchs and tables are also in the room - as are other items one would
normally find in a lobby.
The lobby is empty - everybody is out gambling."
S136: "
I'm in the honeymoon suite of the hotel.
The decor is fabulous!!! A giant heart shaped bed sits in one corner of the
room. The floor is covered with a deep shag rug.
A tiffany lamp provides just the right amount of light to complete the
atmosphere.
A breeze flows through the curtains on the east wall."
S137: "
I'm in a hallway.
Doors line each side - most have 'Do not disturb' hung on the doorknobs.
Waiters from room service pass by bringing food and drink to the hotel guests.
An ashtray stands next to the wall. To the south is the entrance to the
Honeymoon Suite."
S138: "
I'm out on a porch.
A high wooden fence surrounds the porch. There's a little hole in the fence. An
arrow points at it - written next to it is a message - 'Look here!'. The sun is
out - it's rays beat down on the porch making it very hot."
S139: "
I'm at the registration counter of the hotel.
A sign says 'No vacancy'. There's an elevator next to the counter marked
'Penthouse - private'. A button is next to the elevator.
The smell of perfume fills the air!"
S140: "
I'm in a telephone booth.
The directory is all ripped up and piled on the floor. There's some numbers
scribbled on the side of the telephone. The only ones which are legible read
'555-6969' and '555-0439'."
S141: "
I'm in the 'Swinging Singles Disco'.
There's a crazy DJ playing the newest hits. The dance floor is filled with guys
and gals doin' the best steps in town. The crowd is really getting into it -
everybody's having fun. There's a table to stand at over by the dance floor.
A little cardboard sign at the table says: 'Wine - $100'."
S142: "
I'm standing on a sidewalk.
To the north is a fancy doorway - the entrance to the Disco Club. An old bum
sits by the entrance - he's definitley seen better days. The guy really looks
tormented!
To the east is a pharmacy. Apartment houses and homes line the rest of the
street."
S143: "
I'm in the entrance to the disco.
Pictures line the entrance way - showing the happy singles who attend the club.
Singles pass by me into the club.
Couples wander out - kissing and making eyes at each other.
A door is to the west. The door has a sign on it."
S144: "
I'm in a pharmacy.
A pharmacist sits behing the counter. On one wall sits a magazine rack.
A sign reads 'This is not a library - no reading'.
A mirror to protect against shoplifting is mounted in the corner.
Kids stop and buy candy. Others buy newspapers/cigarettes etc."
S145: "
I'm in the foyer of the penthouse.
Over in the corner is a spiral staircase. Next to the elevator is a button.
The place is nicely decorated - no expense spared.
The kitchen is to the east."
S146: "
I'm in a jacuzzi!!!
Oh boy - does this feel good!!!
Water swirls around me - its warmth soaks into my body. The feeling of
relaxation is almost numbing. Over on the other side of the jacuzzi is a most
beautiful girl!!!!
I hope she doesn't mind me being here."
S147: "
I'm in the kitchen.
There's a sink to one side. High over the sink is mounted a cabinet. There's no
dishes in sight - the place is kept quite tidy. Real nice. There's a little
sign over the sink."
S148: "
I'm in a lush garden!!!
The air is filled with the aroma of all sorts of plants. Green ferns are
everywhere. Roses and other flowers emit their wonderful fragrances.
If ever there was a garden of Eden - this certainly has to be the place!!
The entrance disappeared just as I walked in!!!
Hmmm ... how do I get out of here!?!?!?!?!?!?"
S149: "
I'm in a living room.
There's a closet on one wall.
Nobody is here - but I think there is a gurgling noise coming from somewhere. A
very nice place!"
S150: "
I'm outside on an expansive rooftop.
The sun shines in amongst the plants and trees - birds flutter about.
There's a jacuzzi in the middle of the porch!! Well - there's the source of the
gurgling noise!!
A wooden fence surrounds the area."
S151: ""
S152: ""
S153: "He's waiting for me to buy something!"
S154: "the"
S155: "He jumps over the bar and kills me!!"
S156: "Buy something -- he'll take the money then"
S157: "Ahhhhh.......sleep!!!!

No, I can''t sleep! Have to find me a girl!!!!"
S158: "Heh...heh...hey!!!! This stuff's OK!"
S159: "I give the bartender $100 and he places it on the bar.
"
S160: "
+---------------------------------------------------+
|          For those who desire the best:           |
|    Announcing, the most exclusive, the exciting,  |
|             the hottest spot in town,             |
|            ***************************            |
|            * SWINGING SINGLE'S DISCO *            |
|            ***************************            |
+---------------------------------------------------+
"
S161: "She's wearing the tightest jeans! Wow ... what a body!!!!! 36-24-35!!
This girls derriere is sensational!! And the shirt? See through - and what I
see I like!

As my eyes reluctantly roam from her body, I see bright blue eyes - and a smile
that dazzles me. I think she likes me!"
S162: "She says 'Me first!!!!' She takes my throbbing tool into her mouth!!!
She starts going to work ... feels so good!!!!!! Then she smiles and bites it
off! She says 'No oral sex in this game!!!!!!' Suffer!!!!!"
S163: "She says 'I'm working! Leave me alone!!'"
S164: "She yells 'I'm not a whore!!!' and kills me!"
S165: "The blonde looks at the pills and says  'Thanks!!! I love this stuff!'
She takes a pill .... her nipples start to stand up! Wow!!!! She's breathing
heavily .... I hope she rapes me!!!!! She says  'So long!!! I'm going to see my
boyfriend!' She disappears down the stairs....."
S166: "He grumbles -- I''ll tell you a story for a bottle of wine....."
S167: "The bum mutters 'That stuff made me puke!! Get out of here!!!'"
S168: "Entering them would be kinky!!!!"
S169: "He looks like a whiskey drinker to me!!"
S170: "He's too drunk to do business right now!"
S171: "The guy gives me a TV controller!!"
S172: "Says Push."
S173: "
A voice says  'What's the password?'  (one word) "
S174: "
The blonde says  'You can't go there!'"
S175: "
The elevator door open ... I get in. As the doors close the music starts
playing - it's the usual elevator stuff ... boring! We start to move ... after
a few seconds the elevator stops. The doors open and I get out.
"
S176: "It's open"
S177: "some"
S178: "The Hooker says:  'Don't take it ... do me first!!'"
S179: "a stack of"
S180: "It's open"
S181: "It seems to be remotely controlled"
S182: "He's waiting for me to play"
S183: "Why not play 21 instead? You'll lose anyway, fool!"
S184: "You've already inflated it, stupid!!"
S185: "I can't unless I'm holding it close"
S186: "I can't unless I'm holding it close"
S187: "Oh boy!!!! - it's got 3 spots to try!!! I thrust into the doll - kinky
.. eh? I start to increase my tempo ... faster and faster I go!!!! Suddenly
there's a flatulent noise and the doll becomes a popped balloon soaring around
the room! It flies out of the room and disappears!"
S188: "The sign on the door says 'Entry by showing passcard - Club members and
their guests only!'"
S189: "A voice asks 'Passcard?'  I search in my pockets and...
"
S190: "It's doors are closed"
S191: "They look beautiful!!!"
S192: "a bunch of"
S193: ""
S194: "What a beautiful face!!! She's leaning back in the jacuzzi with her eyes
closed and seems extremely relaxed. The water is bubbling up around her...
She's so beautiful ........ a guy really could fall in love with a girl like
this. I presume her name is 'Eve' ... at least that's what the towel next to
her has embrodiered on it."
S195: "Cute and innocent!! Just the way I like my women. Oh - this girl is
great! She has a beautiful California tan ... and pert little breasts ... a
trim waist ..... and well rounded hips!! I dream about getting this nice a
girl. I hope you play this game well enough so I can have my jolly with her!
You could make your puppet a very happy man..................."
S196: "She slaps me and yells 'Pervert!!!!!'"
S197: "She says 'Me first!!!!' She takes my throbbing tool into her mouth!!!
She starts going to work ... feels so good!!!!!! Then she smiles and bites it
off! She says 'No oral sex in this game!!!!!!' Suffer!!!!!"
S198: "The girl says: 'But you'll need $2000 for the honeymoon suite!' "
S199: "The preacher says 'I'll need $1000 too!!'"
S200: "OK. Why am I doing this? The Preacher takes $1000 and winks! The girl
grabs $2000 and says: 'Meet me at the Honeymoon Suite!! I've got connections to
get a room there!!'"
S201: "She says  'Lay down honey - let me give you a special surprise!!!' I lay
down and she says  'OK - now close your eyes'. I close my eyes and she starts
to go to work on me....... I'm really enjoying myself when suddenly she ties me
to the bed!!!! Then she says  'So long - Turkey!'  and runs out of the room!!!
Well - the score is now '2' out of a possible '3'............. .......but I'm
also tied to the bed and can't move!!!!!!!"
S202: "She says  'Get me wine!!! I'm nervous!!'"
S203: "She hops out of the tub - the steam rising from her skin ... her body is
the best looking I've ever seen!!! Then she comes up to me and gives the best
time of my life!!! Well ... I guess that's it! As your puppet in this game I
thank you for the pleasure you have brought me ... so long ... I've got to get
back to my new girl here! Keep it up!"
S204: "She yells 'I'm not a whore!!!' and kills me!"
S205: "She blushes profusely and puts them in her hair!
"
S206: "She blushes and puts it in her purse.
"
S207: "She says: 'See you at the Marriage Center!!'"
S208: "She takes the apple and raises it to her mouth. With an outrageously
innocent look she takes a small bite out of it. A smile comes across her face!
She's really starting to look quite sexy!!!! She winks and lays back in the
jacuzzi"
S209: "
+-------------------------------------------------------------------+
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|                                                        '  e       |
|       C                            The password is:    d  r       |
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|          P   o   e                     l         e     i          |
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+-------------------------------------------------------------------+
"
S210: "some"
S211: "Oh no!!! I paid for this?!?!?! This beast is really ugly!!!! Jeezzzz....
I hope I don't get the clap from this hooker................. Well ... she
seems to be annoyed that I haven't jumped on her yet ... go to it, stud!!!!"
S212: "She says 'Me first!!!!' She takes my throbbing tool into her mouth!!!
She starts going to work ... feels so good!!!!!! Then she smiles and bites it
off! She says 'No oral sex in this game!!!!!!' Suffer!!!!!"
S213: "You've already paid the pimp, stupid!!!!"
S214: "It's a good thing I was wearing that rubber!!!!! She was OK - but really
... can't you do better that this?? The score is now '1' out of a possible of
'3' ... so congratulations!!!!! Well ... go to it - you stud!!! Find me another
girl!"
S215: "Oh no!!!
I've got the dreaded atomic clap!!! I'm dead!!"
S216: "Let me see if I still have the knife!
I do and it worked! Thanks!"
S217: "Samurai sex fiend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I stab myself in extacy!"
S218: "Hmmmm ..... an interesting magazine with a nice centerfold! The feature
article is about how to pick up an innocent girl at a disco. It says - 'Shower
her with presents. Dancing won't hurt either. And wine is always good to get
thing moving!'"
S219: "The man says 'Shoplifter!!' and shoots me"
S220: "He takes $100 and gives me the magazine"
S221: "There's a pervert looking back at me!!"
S222: "
Holy Cow! Psychedelic!!!! Pretty colors appear and I'm elsewhere!
"
S223: "It's the gambler's gazette!! There's an article here which tells how to
activate the games at the Adventurer's Hotel. It says that Blackjack can be
played by entering 'Play 21'. The slot machines can be started with 'Play
Slot'."
S224: "I show my passcard and the door opens"
S225: "All windows at the hotel across the road have their curtains shut."
S226: "Hmmmm ..... this is a Peeping Tom's paradise!!!!!

Across the road is another hotel. Aha! The curtains are open at one window! The
bathroom door opens and a girl walks out. Holy cow! Her boobs are huge - and
look at the sway as she strides across the room!

Now she's taking a large sausage-shaped object and looks at it longinly! Damn!
She shuts the curtain!"
S227: "The label on the bottle says 'Want to drive someone crazy with lust??
Try this!!!!'"
S228: "some"
S229: "This stuff is good! I'm breathing heavily - I've never been this
horny!!!!!
I've just got to do something..............
Ah ... there goes a female german shepard!! That gives me an idea!.......
Kinky dog!!!! Chewed me to death!!!!
"
S230: "He's wearing a button proclaiming -- Support your local Pimp, gimme
$2000!!!"
S231: "He says 'You'll never have enough money for me - fool!'. I guess he's
gay!"
S232: "He says 'I don't want your money - stud!'"
S233: "Try going up -- he'll take the money then"
S234: "There's a group of bushes behind it!!"
S235: "Ahhh..chooo!!!!!! I guess I'm allergic!"
S236: "Bring a girl here to marry -- he'll take the money then!"
S237: ""
S238: "Maybe I should listen..."
S239: "An advertisement says  'Call 555-0987 for all your liquor needs!!!!'"
S240: "Take it and put it next to my ear!"
S241: "You tie the safety rope to the balcony"
S242: "Let me see if I still have the knife!"
S243: "The man says 'Shoplifter!!' and shoots me"
S244: "some"
S245: "The seeds need better soil to grow."
S246: "It says 'Hail taxi here'"
S247: "The sign over the sink says 'Water on or off to operate'"
S248: "Water is running in the sink"
S249: "Playing them might be more fun...."
S250: "a bunch of"
S251: "A number is there - Call 555-6969 for a good time!"
S252: "
A girl says  'Hi honey! This is "
S253: ". Dear, why don't you forget this game and "
S254: " has always turned me on!!!! So bring a "
S255: "Hasn't been flushed in ages! Stinks!!!"
S256: "Ok, here goes .......
Oh no!!!! It's overflowing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's filling the room with gross sewage!!!!!

I'm dead from the germs!!"
S257: ".....I got those constipation blues..........

Ahhh...relief! Thanks"
S258: "Arghhh...I''m going to puke!!!!!!"
S259: ""
S260: "To watch TV, I need the remote control unit!!"
S261: "She ignores you!"
S262: "She says 'Me first!!!!' She takes my throbbing tool into her mouth!!!
She starts going to work ... feels so good!!!!!! Then she smiles and bites it
off! She says 'No oral sex in this game!!!!!!' Suffer!!!!!"
S263: "She kicks me in the groin and says 'Wise up - Buster!!'"
S264: "She yells 'I'm not a whore!!!' and kills me!"
S265: "Dead cockroaches..."
S266: "Get me the pitcher so I don't spill it!"
S267: "This stuff is rot-gut! Give it to someone ... I don''t want it."
S268: "I give the bartender $100 and he places it on the bar.
"
S269: "The waitress takes $100 and says she'll return"
S270: "The graphics font is now turned off."
S271: "No hints are available at this time."
S272: "Now using large statusline (with compass rose)."
S273: "Now using compact statusline (without compass rose)."
S274: "A technical condom flies out of your disk drive. "Your game file is
correct. Bye!"
 It disappears back to the dark receses of your computer."
S275: "A technical condom flies out of your disk drive. "It appears that your
game file did not verify as intact, and may be corrupted. Bye!"
 It disappears back to the dark receses of your computer."
S276: "A voice says 'Hello, please answer the questions with one word answers:"
S277: "
What's your favorite girls name? "
S278: "
Name a nice part of her anatomy! "
S279: "
What do you like to do with her? "
S280: "
And the best part of your body?  "
S281: "
Finally, your favorite object?   "
S282: "Hi there!!! This is Chuck (the author of this absurd game). If you're a
voluptous blonde who's looking for a good time, then call me immedeatley!!"
S283: "A voice answers and says  'Wine for the nervous newlyweds! Coming right
up!!'"
S284: "Not tonight -- I have a headache!!"
S285: "Who are you kidding? You're pulling at straws, fool!!"
S286: "A taxi pulls up and screeches to a halt! I get in the back and sit down.
A sign says  'We service 3 destinations. When asked, please specify - Disco ...
Casino ... or Bar'.
The driver turns and asks:  'Where to Mac???' "
S287: "But the prime rate is already 257%!!"
S288: "The girl says: 'But you'll need $2000 for the honeymoon suite!'
The preacher says 'I'll need $1000 too!!'"
S289: "OK.
Why am I doing this?
The Preacher takes $1000 and winks!
The girl grabs $2000 and says:
'Meet me at the Honeymoon Suite!! I've got connections to get a room there!!'"
S290: "[No text written for this option.]
"
S291: "
Sorry, no hints are available at this time."
S292: "[No text written for this option.]
"
S293: "the colour of the pixel under the mouse arrow (if any)"
S294: "**** Story file header ****
"
S295: "*** Interpreter header ***

"
S296: "Computer/System:                   "
S297: "Standard specification:            "
S298: "   Colours available?              "
S299: "   Picture displaying available?   "
S300: "   Boldface available?             "
S301: "   Italic available?               "
S302: "   Fixed-pitch font available?     "
S303: "   Sound effects available?        "
S304: "   Timed keyboard input available? "
S305: "
Screen height:                     "
S306: "Screen width:                      "
S307: "Default background colour:         "
S308: "Default foreground colour:         "
S309: "   Font 1:                         "
S310: "   Font 2:                         "
S311: "   Font 3:                         "
S312: "   Font 4:                         "
S313: "*** Softporn - The original Leisure Suit Larry ***"
S314: "
[ Extracted from the Sierra Classics web page
<http://www.ozemail.com.au/"ptrkelly/games/lsl/softporn.html>, written by Peter
Kelly <[e-mail]> and reprinted here with his permission. ]

Softporn was a very primitive game - it was written by for the Apple ][ by
Chuck Benton, in Applesoft Basic. It was a text adventure about a guy in Los
Angeles who had to try and pick up three girls. It wasn't much - there wasn't
even a clearly defined main character - it was just 'You'. A little while ago,
I managed to find a version of softporn which had ported been to MS-DOS by Gary
Thompson. (This version was later released in Leisure Suit Larry's Greatest
Hits and Misses.)

A few years later, Al Lowe from Sierra decided to do an updated version of the
game. He kept the main storyline, puzzles and geography but rewrote everything
else. This time the game had graphics and sound to make it more interesting.
And the main character had personality - he was a dork, stuck in the seventies
and still (gulp!) wore a leisure suit. The game became Leisure Suit Larry in
the Land of the Lounge Lizards.

"
S315: "*** Notes about the Inform port by Patrick Kellum ***"
S316: " Leisure Suit Larry I was one of the first games I ever bought for my
Amiga (mainly because it was the only Amiga game the store had) and I grew
rather fond of the game over the years. When I noticed that Softporn Adventure
was the basis for LSL, I downloaded the Pascal source and considered tracking
down a Pascal compiler. One thing I found is that Pascal compilers are rare on
the Amiga for some reason so I decided to ignore my someday-to-be-completed
original game and make Softporn Adventure my next Inform port (The Night Of The
Vampire Bunnies was my other port).

The first thing I noticed about Pascal was how close it was to Inform, so close
that I was able to do much of the conversion with a series of macro files. This
is exactally the reverse of how I converted TNOTVB, in which I extracted all
the game text and slowly built an Inform shell around it. I think both methods
are useful, but both have their probs. With TNOTVB it was a slow but clean
process, most of the conversion was extreamly easy and few major bugs appeared.
SoftPorn Adventure, on the other hand was fast but filled with many bugs and
much guesswork. I think I prefered the method I used with TNOTVB, but I would
only do somthing like that again if the game was extreamly good (like TNOTVB
was). I considered abandoning the Inform libraries and porting the Pascal code
directly into Inform, awful parser and all, but thought best of it :-)

So, I hear you asking "Patrick, what are you gonna port next?" (or perhaps
you're not). Well, I have a few ideas, I have seen a couple text/graphic games
I would like to port to V6 once the specification for it is stable and when/if
someone uploads some support libraries for it :-)  There are also a couple AGT
games I would like to port, but they are already supported on many machines
with AGiliTy, still I have a partial port of one AGT game that I might finish
someday (as well as a complete one I decided not to release). Or, I could just
finish one of my own games I've been working on for a while now. Who knows,
only the time will tell.

Well, I'm at the end of another of these note things, I hope you all enjoy this
port and please email me and tell me what you think of it. All the responses,
sugestions, and bug reports made The Night Of The Vampire Bunnies a much more
stable port so I'm sure your respnses will help Softporn Adventure a cleaner
port as well.

Patrick Kellum - October 15, 1997
[e-mail]

"
S317: "The following commands are used in this game:

"
S318: "AGAIN"
S319: " - This will repeat your previous command. You can abbreviate "
S320: "AGAIN"
S321: "G"
S322: "BRIEF"
S323: " - This command fully describes a location only the first time you enter
it. On subsequent visits, only the name of the location and any objects present
will be described. See also "
S324: "SUPERBRIEF"
S325: "VERBOSE"
S326: "INVENTORY"
S327: " - This will give you a list of what your character is carrying and
wearing. You can abbreviate "
S328: "INVENTORY"
S329: "I"
S330: "LOOK"
S331: " - This command will give you a full description of your location. You
can abbreviate "
S332: "LOOK"
S333: "L"
S334: "OOPS"
S335: " - If you mistype a word, such that the story doesn't understand it, you
can correct yourself at the next prompt by typing "
S336: "OOPS"
S337: " and the correct word. For example, if you typed "
S338: "ATTACK THE DRAGOB WITH THE SWORD"
S339: " and were told "[I don't know the word 'dragob']" you could type "
S340: "OOPS DRAGON"
S341: " rather then retype the entire sentence.

"
S342: "QUIT"
S343: " - This lets you stop playing. If you want to save your position before
quitting, you must use the "
S344: "SAVE"
S345: "RESTORE"
S346: " - This restores a previously saved game position.

"
S347: "RESTART"
S348: " - This stops the story and starts it over from the beginning.

"
S349: "SAVE"
S350: " - This saves a "snapshot" of your current position on your storage
disk. You can return to a saved position in the future using the "
S351: "RESTORE"
S352: "SCRIPT"
S353: " - This command tells your printer to begin making a transcript of the
story. A transcript may aid your memory, but is not necessary. Many
interpreters will save the transcript to your storage disk as a text file, read
your interpreters instruction manual for details.

"
S354: "SCORE"
S355: " - This command gives you your score and a ranking based on that score.
Note that your score and the number of moves used can also be found on your
status line at the top of the screen.

"
S356: "SUPERBRIEF"
S357: " - Displays only the name of a place you have entered, even if you have
never been there before. In this mode, not even objects are described. Of
course, you can always get a full description of your location and the items
there by typing "
S358: "LOOK"
S359: "SUPERBRIEF"
S360: " mode, the blank line between turns will be eliminated. This mode is
meant for players who are familiar with the geography. See also "
S361: "BRIEF"
S362: "VERBOSE"
S363: "UNSCRIPT"
S364: " - This command tells your printer to stop making a transcript. If your
interpreter is saving the transcript to a text file, then it will stop writing
to the file.

"
S365: "VERBOSE"
S366: " - Gives a complete description of each location, and the objects in it,
everytime you enter the a location, even if you've been there before. See also
"
S367: "BRIEF"
S368: "SUPERBRIEF"
S369: "VERIFY"
S370: " - This will verify that your game file is correct. It is rather
unlikely that anything could be wrong with the file itself, but it never hurts
to check. You can abbreviate "
S371: "VERIFY"
S372: "$VER"
S373: "VERSION"
S374: " - This command responds by showing you the release number, serial
number, and other important information for your copy of the story. Please
include this information if you ever report a "bug" in the story.

"
S375: "WAIT"
S376: " - Causes time in the story to pass. Since nothing happens untill you
type a sentence and press RETURN (or ENTER), you could leave your computer,
take a nap, then return to the story to find that nothing has changed. You can
use "
S377: "WAIT"
S378: " to make time pass in the story without doing anything. For example, if
you met a sorceress, you might "
S379: "WAIT"
S380: " to see if she will say anything; if you were aboard a flying carpet,
you might "
S381: "WAIT"
S382: " to see where it goes. You can abbreviate "
S383: "WAIT"
S384: "Z"
S385: "The following are abbrevations for moving around."
S386: "N"
S387: "S"
S388: "E"
S389: "W"
S390: "NE"
S391: "NW"
S392: "SE"
S393: "SW"
S394: "U"
S395: "D"
S396: "Be sure to read the "Special Commands" section for additional commands."
S397: "The following special commands are used in this game:

"
S398: "DIRS"
S399: " - This will list all the currently available directions in the current
location.

"
S400: "FONT"
S401: " - This will switch the graphics font on and off.

"
S402: "HINT"
S403: " - If you have difficulty while playing the story, and you can't figure
out what to do next, just type "
S404: "HINT"
S405: ". You will see a list of questions available at that point in the game
that you can ask. Just follow the directions at the top of your screen to see
the hint of your choice.

"
S406: "INTRO"
S407: " - Re-display the introduction.

"
S408: "NOTIFY"
S409: " - Normally, the game will notify you whenever your score changes. You
can turn off this notification feature by using the "
S410: "NOTIFY"
S411: "NOTIFY"
S412: " a second time turns the feature back on.

"
S413: "PREFS"
S414: " - This command will bring you to a preferances screen where you can set
some of the game preferances.

"
S415: "Be sure to read the "Basic Commands" section for additional commands."
S416: "Too bad the water is deadly. Have you tried leaping over the stream?"
S417: "The stream does look rather shallow."
S418: "Use this section only as a last resort. This is a step-by-step solution
to The Night of the Vampire Bunnies. This will complete the game, but will miss
many areas. It is recomended that you first try to play through the game on
your own.

"
S419: "
N
HAIL TAXI
DISCO
E
BUY RUBBER
PINK
CHERRY
Y
Y
W
HAIL TAXI
CASINO
E
[ play the slot machine until you get about $3000 ]
W
HAIL TAXI
BAR
S
PUSH BUTTON
BELLYBUTTON
E
U
WEAR RUBBER
FUCK HOOKER
DROP RUBBER
GET CANDY
N
D
LOOK AT GARBAGE
LOOK AT APPLE
GET SEEDS
W
S
W
GET FLOWERS
N
LOOK AT SINK
GET RING
S
E
N
HAIL TAXI
CASINO
E
E
U
W
LOOK AT ASHTRAY
GET CARD
E
D
W
W
HAIL TAXI
DISCO
N
SHOW CARD
W
BUY WINE
GET WINE
GIVE FLOWERS TO GIRL
GIVE RING TO GIRL
GIVE CANDY TO GIRL
DROP CANDY
E
S
GIVE WINE
BUM
GET KNIFE
DROP WINE
HAIL TAXI
CASINO
N
MARRY GIRL
S
HAIL TAXI
DISCO
N
SHOW CARD
W
S
DIAL 0987
N
E
S
HAIL TAXI
CASINO
E
E
U
W
S
FUCK HER
USE KNIFE
GET ROPE
DROP KNIFE
DROP CARD
N
E
D
LOOK AT PLANT
ENTER BUSH
GET HAMMER
GET MUSHROOM
GET STOOL
DROP SEEDS
EAT MUSHROOM
[ you should be in either the bar our a connecting location, you should make
your way to the bar ]
BUY WHISKEY
GET WALLET
GET WHISKEY
W
GIVE WHISKEY TO MAN
E
PUSH BUTTON
BELLYBUTTON
E
LOOK AT TV
6
N
U
DROP CONTROL
N
USE ROPE
W
BREAK WINDOW
S
GET PILLS
DROP HAMMER
N
E
D
W
HAIL TAXI
CASINO
E
E
U
GIVE PILLS TO HER
PUSH BUTTON
E
DROP STOOL
CLIMB STOOL
OPEN CABINET
LOOK AT CABINET
GET PITCHER
TURN ON SINK
FILL PITCHER
W
PUSH BUTTON
D
ENTER BUSHES
WATER SEEDS
LOOK AT TREE
GET APPLE
EAT MUSHROOM
[ ok, you're near the bar again, find your way to the street ]
HAIL TAXI
CASINO
E
E
U
PUSH BUTTON
U
N
D
GIVE APPLE
GIRL
FUCK HER
"
S420: "Use this section only as a last resort. The information below may give
away the answers to puzzles you have not yet solved.

"
S421: "Action                             Location          Value
"
S422: "
Having sex with the hooker         Hooker's Bedroom     1
Having sex with girl from Disco    Disco                1
Having sex with girl in Jacuzzi    Jacuzzi              1

                                                 Total: 3

"
S423: "SoftPorn Adventure"
S424: " is bassed on the Pascal port by Paul Schlyter. I have also played the
Apple ][ original more then a few times and noted the differences. I have tried
to keep this port as close to the Pascal version as I could, but seeing as how
I've never compiled the Pascal and I don't have a PC to try the compiled
source, there might be a few differences.

  Most of the additions are the result of my having already coded them up for
another game. I didn't see any reason to remove them from my "game skeleton" as
I don't belive they detract from the game.

  The larger status line is based on the code by Joachim Baumann that adds a
compass rose to the status line. I took this and made better use of available
space then the orignal did.

  A Prefs menu. This will allow you to set some of the game prefs from a menu.
It's more of a toy then a useful menu, but I found it easier to set the prefs
here. About the Graphics font choice, if your interpreter supports font three,
commonly referred to as the "graphics font", but you don't like them, you can
turn them off here.

  A "System Info" menu. This will give you some information about your
interpreter and this game file. It is, at best, a toy, but I thought it was
interesting.

"
S425: "Chuck Benton for writting the original Softporn Adventure for the Apple
II series of computers back in the early 80's.

"
S426: "Paul Schlyter for porting it to Turbo Pascal 3.0 for DOS computers.

"
S427: "Andrew Plotkin for explaining how to convert arrays to numbers, the
blackjack game would never have worked without his help.

"
S428: "------------"
S429: "------------"
S430: "Release 0 / Serial number 971018"
S431: ":  This is an early release and most likely full of bugs.
   The "CALL" command is kind of a hack, you can't use a "-" in the number, so
the phone number "555-0000" should be used like "CALL 5550000" or "CALL 0000".
I hope to fix this someday.
   There are currently no hints. If someone wants to send me a hint list I'll
be very happy to use them.

"
S432: "*** NOTE ***"
S433: "

The URL for the original Apple ][ version is:

<ftp://ftp.gmd.de/if-archive/games/apple/softporn.zip>

The URL for the Pascal source is:

<ftp://ftp.gmd.de/if-archive/games/source/pc/softporp.zip>

"
S434: "Utility for centering printed text"
S435: "*** ERROR: Statusline not set correctly! ***"
S436: "*** ERROR: Statusline not set correctly! ***"
S437: "He looks at me and starts to speak:"
S438: "Well, my son ... here's my story.
I came here many years ago - and my goals were the same as yours ... but this
adventure was too much for me!
Here's a gift ... carry it with you at all times!!!! There's some kinky girls
in this town!! And you never know when you may need to use this to defend
yourself!!!! After all you may get in a program bug ......"
S439: "

He throws up and gives me back the bottle of wine."
S440: "The man leans over the counter and whispers:"
S441: "non-lubricated"
S442: "lubricated"
S443: "non-ribbed"
S444: "ribbed"
S445: "
He yells -- This pervert just bought a "
S446: " rubber!!!!

A lady walks by and looks at me in disgust!!!!"
S447: "I should have used safety rope!!!!!!!!"
S448: "The object of SOFTPORN ADVENTURE is to find -- and seduce -- three
different girls. They have very different personalities, so tricks that work on
one girl usually won't work on another girl.

The game has three different areas -- Disco, Casino and Bar. You start off in
the Bar with $1000. You'll need more money than that, so you'll have to make
more money during the game.

You give your puppet commands like 'Go north', 'Buy beer' etc. A phrase like
'Look at the table' is equivalent to 'Look table'. Some commands can be
abbreviated, like 'N' for 'Go north', 'L' for 'Look', 'I' for 'Inventory' etc.
To see how well you're doing, type 'Score'. To save and restore a game
position, type 'Save' and 'Restore'.

If you're stuck, try looking at everything in sight, object by object. This
will usually help you find missing objects and/or clues etc.

The 'Intro' command will repeat this message.

"
S449: "========= ******** GOOD LUCK !!! ******** ========"
S450: "
Should a saved game be loaded? (y/n) "
S451: "
Do you need instructions? (y/n) "
S452: "[Press any key to continue]"
S453: "00. How many dollars would you like to bet? "
S454: "
The dealer has a ***BLACKJACK***"
S455: "
The dealer has a ***BLACKJACK***"
S456: "
You're out of money!!! So long!!!!!!!!!!"
S457: "00. Would you like to play? (y/n)  "
S458: "I'm broke!!! -- that means death!!!!!!!"
S459: "
Welcome to Purgatory!! Here at this crossroad you have three options:

Before you are three doors. Each will bring you to a different place -

A - To Hell (where the game ends)
B - Back to life, unharmed
C - You stay here and must choose again

The doors are randomly different each time!!
"
S460: "A passerby kills me for wearing my kinky rubber in public!"
S461: "                         "
S462: "    Softporn Adventure   "
S463: "                         "
S464: " Written by Chuck Benton "
S465: "                         "
S466: "[Press any key to continue]"
S467: "A masked man runs across the screen. Jumping up he lands on his horse
and yells  'Hi-ho plutonium!!!!!'  He rides off into a green sky.....

Nothing like a good old western to pass the time."
S468: "It's 'The price is fright!!!!'

'And now for out favorite host ..... Haunty Male!!!!!!!!!!'

Haunty jumps up the stage - he asks 'And who's our first lucky contestant?'

The announcer points out a lady ... the crowd screams in ecstacy as she's
dragged to the stage..........."
S469: "Captain Jerk looks at this door from which behind the noise is coming.
Throwing open the door - his face turns a deep red!!!!!!!!!

He says:  'Scotty! What are you doing??'

Scotty replies:  'Byt Captain!?!? My girl and I - we're engaged!!!!'

Jerk commands:  'Well, then disengage!'

... as the starship thrusted forward ... penetrating deeper into space ...."
S470: "The News!! Today the prime rate was raised once again ... to 257%! This
does not come near the record set in 1996 - when it broke the 1000% mark....
The birth rate has taken a dramatic fall ... this is due to the increased usage
of computers as sexual partners.. However ... rapes of innocent people are on
the increase! And who is the rapist?? Computerized banking machines lead the
list ... followed by home computers ...."
S471: "Mr Rodjerk jumps up with his big sneakers and says in his cherry voice:
'Guess what, boys and girls???? Today we're going to learn about suckers!!
Susie .. see the lolly-pop??? Can you stick it in your mouth??? That's right!
That's a nice lolly-pop ... nice and hard right?!?!?!?!?......'"
S472: "Cable TV!!!!!!!!

They're showing the kinkiest X-rated movies!!!!
This one's titled 'Deep Nostril'. The Pimp likes this one!!!!

He's engrossed in the action he sees!!! Seems distracted............."
S473: "It's Happy Daze!!!!!

Richie turns to Gonzy and says 'But you always had it made with the girls....
What's your secret???'

The Gonz says 'Aayyyyyy .. I didn't get my name for nuthin!' reaching into his
pocket he pulls out a funny looking cigarette........."
S474: "Mrs Smith and mrs Jones are comparing detergents ........ see this
bluse? We're making it this dirty to see who's works better...

(A dog is thrown onto the blouse. In his excitement he deficates all over it)

Do you think yours will work, mrs Smith?

(The camera pans to mrs Smith. She throws up.)

Mrs Jones???

(A shot shows her taking the dog and........... )"
S475: "It's the super bowl!!!!

The center snaps the ball!!

The quarterback fades back!!

It's a bomb!!!!!

The ball sails through the air ... the receiver runs to get it.........

It explodes in his hands!!!!! What a bomb!!!!!

Tell me, Howard, have you ever seen this before???"
S476: "Please select a channel between 1-9!"
S477: "The driver looks at me and says  'Hey!! What's that you got ...
wine????'
He grabs the bottle and guzzles the wine down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh no!!!! He's swerving towards a huge truck!!!!!
I grab the wheel...............................
We struggle....................................
The truck just misses us!!!!!!!"
S478: "The idiot cab driver backs over me and kills me!!!!!!"
S479: "read"
S480: "send message"
S481: "apply 'ofclass' for"
S482: "recreate"
S483: "destroy"
S484: "copy"
S485: "copy"
S486: "<unknown attribute>"
S487: "name"
S488: "create"
S489: "recreate"
S490: "destroy"
S491: "remaining"
S492: "copy"
S493: "call"
S494: "print"
S495: "print_to_array"
S496: "bar"
S497: "casino"
S498: "disco"
S499: "penthouse"
S500: "public"
S501: "legible"
S502: "animate"
S503: "absent"
S504: "clothing"
S505: "concealed"
S506: "container"
S507: "door"
S508: "edible"
S509: "enterable"
S510: "general"
S511: "light"
S512: "lockable"
S513: "locked"
S514: "moved"
S515: "on"
S516: "open"
S517: "openable"
S518: "proper"
S519: "scenery"
S520: "scored"
S521: "static"
S522: "supporter"
S523: "switchable"
S524: "talkable"
S525: "transparent"
S526: "visited"
S527: "workflag"
S528: "worn"
S529: "male"
S530: "female"
S531: "neuter"
S532: "pluralname"
S533: "before"
S534: "after"
S535: "life"
S536: "n_to"
S537: "s_to"
S538: "e_to"
S539: "w_to"
S540: "ne_to"
S541: "se_to"
S542: "nw_to"
S543: "sw_to"
S544: "u_to"
S545: "d_to"
S546: "in_to"
S547: "out_to"
S548: "door_to"
S549: "with_key"
S550: "door_dir"
S551: "invent"
S552: "plural"
S553: "add_to_scope"
S554: "list_together"
S555: "react_before"
S556: "react_after"
S557: "grammar"
S558: "orders"
S559: "initial"
S560: "when_open"
S561: "when_closed"
S562: "when_on"
S563: "when_off"
S564: "description"
S565: "describe"
S566: "article"
S567: "cant_go"
S568: "found_in"
S569: "time_left"
S570: "number"
S571: "time_out"
S572: "daemon"
S573: "each_turn"
S574: "capacity"
S575: "short_name"
S576: "short_name_indef"
S577: "parse_name"
S578: "articles"
S579: "inside_description"
S580: "play"
S581: "Pronouns"
S582: "Quit"
S583: "Restart"
S584: "Restore"
S585: "Save"
S586: "Verify"
S587: "ScriptOn"
S588: "ScriptOff"
S589: "NotifyOn"
S590: "NotifyOff"
S591: "Score"
S592: "FullScore"
S593: "Inv"
S594: "Take"
S595: "Drop"
S596: "Remove"
S597: "PutOn"
S598: "Insert"
S599: "EmptyT"
S600: "Give"
S601: "Show"
S602: "Enter"
S603: "GetOff"
S604: "Exit"
S605: "VagueGo"
S606: "Go"
S607: "LMode1"
S608: "LMode2"
S609: "LMode3"
S610: "Look"
S611: "Examine"
S612: "LookUnder"
S613: "Search"
S614: "Unlock"
S615: "Lock"
S616: "SwitchOn"
S617: "SwitchOff"
S618: "Open"
S619: "Close"
S620: "Disrobe"
S621: "Wear"
S622: "Eat"
S623: "Yes"
S624: "No"
S625: "Burn"
S626: "Pray"
S627: "Wake"
S628: "WakeOther"
S629: "Kiss"
S630: "Think"
S631: "Smell"
S632: "Listen"
S633: "Taste"
S634: "Touch"
S635: "Dig"
S636: "Cut"
S637: "Jump"
S638: "JumpOver"
S639: "Tie"
S640: "Drink"
S641: "Fill"
S642: "Sorry"
S643: "Strong"
S644: "Mild"
S645: "Attack"
S646: "Swim"
S647: "Swing"
S648: "Blow"
S649: "Rub"
S650: "Set"
S651: "SetTo"
S652: "WaveHands"
S653: "Wave"
S654: "Pull"
S655: "Push"
S656: "Turn"
S657: "PushDir"
S658: "Squeeze"
S659: "ThrowAt"
S660: "Tell"
S661: "Answer"
S662: "Ask"
S663: "Buy"
S664: "Sing"
S665: "Climb"
S666: "Wait"
S667: "Sleep"
S668: "Consult"
S669: "parse_input"
S670: "AskFor"
S671: "GiveR"
S672: "ShowR"
S673: "begin_action"
S674: "end_turn_sequence"
S675: "author"
S676: "Credits"
S677: "select"
S678: "Transfer"
S679: "Fuck"
S680: "Pay"
S681: "Play"
S682: "Inflate"
S683: "Marry"
S684: "Use"
S685: "Smoke"
S686: "Water"
S687: "AnswerPhone"
S688: "Flush"
S689: "Empty"
S690: "Version"
S691: "InvTall"
S692: "InvWide"
S693: "GoIn"
S694: "LookFree"
S695: "InventoryFree"
S696: "Read"
S697: "Font"
S698: "Hint"
S699: "Intro"
S700: "Lower"
S701: "Manual"
S702: "Preferances"
S703: "Raise"
S704: "Statusline"
S705: "TakeOff"
S706: "Call0987"
S707: "Call6969"
S708: "Call0439"
S709: "Call"
S710: "Dance"
S711: "allow_directions"
S712: "Dirs"
S713: "FuckOff"
S714: "FuckYou"
S715: "HailTaxi"
S716: "Hail"
S717: "Stab"
S718: "Tkae"
S719: "emblazon"
S720: "maxhints"
S721: "hints"

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